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1. Joel Bernstein on April 4th, 2011 at 10:06 am

   I’m starting to think they’re just making these up

2. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 4:53 pm

   Here’s my spam name. “Thick Dick.” I made it up.

3. Sheila Ryan on April 4th, 2011 at 4:54 pm

   Ricky Cameron!

4. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 5:09 pm

   Sheila, I made it up. I debated whether it should be, “Thicker Dick,” given the syntax and on second thought changed it. My first thought was probably more correct in context. Why can’t I ever learn?

5. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 5:12 pm

   Thicker Dick is much funnier given the context, I think?

6. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 5:13 pm

   Where’s my editor?

7. Joel Bernstein on April 4th, 2011 at 5:15 pm

   I think Dick Thicker is even better

8. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 5:22 pm

   That would be the wish, Joel. And I agree.

9. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 5:34 pm

   The poem:

   He, “Tighter Vagina.”

   She, “Dick Thicker.”

10. Joel Bernstein on April 4th, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    Sounds painful

11. Sheila Ryan on April 4th, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    Dirk Diggler.

12. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    A relationship not in the making.

    If you will allow my extrapolation.

13. Joel Bernstein on April 4th, 2011 at 5:36 pm

    Sheila: That’s the guy from Dragon’s Lair, right?

14. Sheila Ryan on April 4th, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    The XXX version of Dragon’s Lair.

15. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 5:45 pm

    Marky Mark. (Who actually does sing, or did once for real.) And the hilarious, John C. Reilly. I don’t know Dragon’s Lair, could be?

16. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 5:50 pm

    From an Ice Cream maker’s billboard here in KC a few years ago:

    “You can’t be too rich or too thick.”

17. Sheila Ryan on April 4th, 2011 at 5:52 pm

    I think Joel is goofing on “Dirk the Daring” from the old Dragon’s Lair game.

    Dirk.

    Dick.

18. Joel Bernstein on April 4th, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    That was the joke, but it wasn’t very funny

19. Sheila Ryan on April 4th, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    “Too thick to suck.”

20. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    I’ll stand on my last comment.

21. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    Sheila, your memory amazes me.

22. Sheila Ryan on April 4th, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    Frankly, Rick, it kind of scares me. It sometimes seems like a lot of misdirected computing power.

23. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    Dear, Sheila, you’re an archivist. I expect nothing more.
    XOR

24. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    Or I expect nothing less.
    XOsomemore.

25. Sheila Ryan on April 4th, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    It is a selective memory, though, like most. I have a prodigious capacity for forgetting when forgetting feels comfortable.

26. Cindy Scroggins on April 4th, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    Dick Thicker made me spew Mexican bubbly water.

27. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    I hear you, girl. I started to say something like…. Wait, oh shit, now it’s gone. I’ve forgotten. What was it?

    Some other time.

    Maybe.

28. Cindy Scroggins on April 4th, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    I still have the giggles.

29. Rick Neece on April 4th, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    I love you Cindy. Give Daryl a hug for me. Y’all are still in my thoughts. (My heart hurts, this comedy notwithstanding.)

30. Cindy Scroggins on April 4th, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    We love you too, Rick. Thank you. We’re doing okay.

    I’m gonna name my first-born son Dick Thicker.

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