April 19, 2011

you cannot experience it all

Seriously, you can’t, it’s impossible, so just stop trying, and surrender to the goodness you do see:

Consider books alone. Let’s say you read two a week, and sometimes you take on a long one that takes you a whole week. That’s quite a brisk pace for the average person. That lets you finish, let’s say, 100 books a year. If we assume you start now, and you’re 15, and you are willing to continue at this pace until you’re 80. That’s 6,500 books, which really sounds like a lot.

Let’s do you another favor: Let’s further assume you limit yourself to books from the last, say, 250 years. Nothing before 1761. This cuts out giant, enormous swaths of literature, of course, but we’ll assume you’re willing to write off thousands of years of writing in an effort to be reasonably well-read.

Of course, by the time you’re 80, there will be 65 more years of new books, so by then, you’re dealing with 315 years of books, which allows you to read about 20 books from each year. You’ll have to break down your 20 books each year between fiction and nonfiction – you have to cover history, philosophy, essays, diaries, science, religion, science fiction, westerns, political theory … I hope you weren’t planning to go out very much.

comments

  1. Amanda Mae on April 19th, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    I feel this way about movies, but there’s only 100 years of those.

  2. India on April 19th, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    Fuck you. I am GOING to read all the books, and you can’t stop me.

    Still, I’m starting with the trashy ones, just in case I die young. Eat dessert first, and all that.

  3. Andrew Simone on April 19th, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    I really wish there was a way to favorite comments, India.

  4. Deron Bauman on April 19th, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    Andrew, there is.

  5. Andrew Simone on April 19th, 2011 at 8:44 pm

    Oh, shit. I think I just lost clusterflock?

  6. Deron Bauman on April 19th, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    It’s okay, I won’t tell anybody.

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