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1. Deron Bauman on May 21st, 2011 at 12:45 am

   I think I really like that dude. His ears at least.

2. Amanda Mae on May 21st, 2011 at 12:56 am

   Is anyone else home? I don’t see the lights on.

   I’m having a glass of wine. Someone come home and talk to me.

3. Amanda Mae on May 21st, 2011 at 12:59 am

   I’m going to systematically post the lyrics to the Sister Sister theme song until someone responds.

4. Amanda Mae on May 21st, 2011 at 1:00 am

   Go Sister, sister
   Sister sister, sister sister

   I got my own mind
   I do my own style in my own time
   And now that everybody sees
   How different we have come to be

5. Amanda Mae on May 21st, 2011 at 1:00 am

   Sister sister,
   Even though I’m glad to be with ya
   I gotta feel whats real for me,
   Like you got to do whats right for you

6. Amanda Mae on May 21st, 2011 at 1:00 am

   Sister, sister sister,oh
   Sister sister!

7. Amanda Mae on May 21st, 2011 at 1:01 am

   And that’s all of them.

   Did I tell you guys I talked to Tamera M the other day? She came to a performance of a show I worked on. She was friends with the star. We talked about syndication models and Tyler Perry. She was cool.

8. Amanda Mae on May 21st, 2011 at 1:04 am

   You guys. If you sign up for an Amazon AWS account and then stop paying your bill, they will warn you for 2 years. Frantically. They will never delete your shit, they will just freak out and get REALLY STERN WITH YOU like a mom might about you not changing your forwarding address for school mail, or a dad who knows you’re dating a boy who isn’t right for you. They will send you emails with titles like “Problems with your account.” Yeah, the problem is I changed my credit card number and neglected to tell you, Amazon. Also, it’s 11 cents a month. So now I owe you like 2.02 or something. I can’t do math, that’s why I write and whatever. You’re not my mom with the mail or my dad with the advice. Stop emailing me. We broke up, just get rid of my storage space. Sell it, whatever. The only thing in there is old Bill Callahan MP3s I don’t even want anymore. Cut the lock off, take ‘em! They’re in the cloud.

   Sister sister.

9. Amanda Mae on May 21st, 2011 at 1:05 am

   Alternate lyrics for the 90′s inclined?

   Sister, sister
   How about that two way twister
   Shakin’ up our family tree
   With sibling syncronisity

10. Amanda Mae on May 21st, 2011 at 1:05 am

    Sister, sister
    Never knew how much I missed ya
    Now that everybody knows
    I ain’t ever gonna let you go
    Sister…oh

11. Amanda Mae on May 21st, 2011 at 1:08 am

    You guys remember how Ray got separate billing “…as ‘Ray’” Haha and remember how zany the mom was? Man I can’t even remember any of the plots on that show, but I remember the crazy faces they made, and I also remember what the main living room set looked like.

    I think their mom was a dress maker.

    One of them wore a denim hat with a sunflower on it. I vowed at age 10 to make this monstrosity mine. Somehow I found one and my mother grudgingly allowed me to have it. We went on a field trip to the Redlands Bowl, and I got selected to give the pledge of allegiance to 2,000 people. I pulled my little hat off my head, ever the dramatist, and made my way to the microphone. I did myself proud, remembering all the words. Being backstage with the old fancy board members and donors was a dream come true. I miss the Redlands Bowl. It had carved above the stage, “Without Vision, A People Perish.”

    I think that’s true, but I don’t know what it means.

12. Amanda Mae on May 21st, 2011 at 1:09 am

    Four more comments and I’ll have the high score on the board again, all 15 comment spaces taken up. Much harder to do than the old way where it was only 10. 10 is for Amateurs.

13. Amanda Mae on May 21st, 2011 at 1:09 am

    Do you guys ever think about cross overs. Like was Urkel from Family Matters ever on Sister, Sister? I liked Sister, Sister. I wish I could remember something that happened on the show. Usually it involved them using their TWIN ness to accomplish some feat.

14. Amanda Mae on May 21st, 2011 at 1:11 am

    The mom was the free spirit and the dad was the strict one.

    Were their parents even married? What was the plot, like, they were separated at birth and found each other during the opening credits of every show. Wouldn’t that be funny, if like they had selective amnesia and found each other during every single show? hahahaha.

    Anyway, the mom was in cahoots. Maybe she let Tia (Tamera?) dress crazy and Ray was all strict. Can’t remember.

15. Amanda Mae on May 21st, 2011 at 1:11 am

    BOOM. 15 comments. And I’m done for the night. I’mma go find a burrito.

16. Cindy Scroggins on May 21st, 2011 at 4:40 am

    Amanda Mae, I love you. Damn.

17. Daryl Scroggins on May 21st, 2011 at 6:02 am

    Me too, Amanda Mae. Now how does that theme song go?

18. Daryl Scroggins on May 21st, 2011 at 6:11 am

    I just have to comment on that speaker on the wall there–the kind with the fabric grill in it that looks like the front of those fucking ancient “furniture” TVs. I always think of dust pouring out of them with the sound. That’s why they have to put the flowers up on a pedestal that looks like “and a special thanks to Griffith Brothers’ Funeral Home for the lovely floral Ah-dornment brought to this Sunday Service.”

19. Kelsey Parker on May 21st, 2011 at 6:28 am

    Amanda Mae, I’m counting down to your birthday. You are a thing to celebrate.

20. Sheila Ryan on May 21st, 2011 at 8:13 am

    I like the way the dude says “nooooo hope, nooooo hope.”

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