May 12, 2011

coming out of sleep

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my butt to keep.
And if I poop before I wake.

posted by in poop, religion | * | 9 comments 

comments

  1. Sheila Ryan on May 12th, 2011 at 10:40 am

    That’s kind of like the one I made up when I was around twelve. I put Melanie’s cousin Dennis in it.

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    A bag of peanuts at my feet
    If I should die before I wake
    I leave the nuts to Dennis Drake

  2. Cindy Scroggins on May 12th, 2011 at 10:44 am

    Hey, Deron, I’m thinking of offering a clusterflock online Beavis & Butthead appreciation seminar.

  3. Deron Bauman on May 12th, 2011 at 10:46 am

    American Exceptionalism.

  4. Deron Bauman on May 12th, 2011 at 10:53 am

    But seriously, I’ll film it if you want.

  5. Cindy Scroggins on May 12th, 2011 at 10:55 am

    Only if you can film me as an animated character. Preferably Black with a white hick accent.

  6. Deron Bauman on May 12th, 2011 at 11:04 am

    Consider it done.

  7. Cindy Scroggins on May 12th, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    Gracias.

  8. Rick Neece on May 12th, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    “and if I poop before I wake”

    I pray thee, lord, letitbeagoodhardBristol#1or2, so no mess I’ll make.

  9. Deron Bauman on May 12th, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    Amen.

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