higgledy-piggledy, 1

May 10, 2011

His particleboard furniture looks like it was salvaged from a rural roadside free pile; a power strip is bolted arbitrarily to the wall; wires are strung higgledy-piggledy as if by an adolescent hobbyist; and this former heir to a multimillion Saudi fortune gets relegated to watching standard def video on a TV you couldn’t get $5 for on Craigslist. It seems only a matter of time before we’re told they found porn on his computer.

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Sheila Ryan on May 10th, 2011 at 11:23 am

“Higgledy-piggledy” is good. So is “grubby lair.”

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