May 13, 2011

If I weren’t a vegetarian

I’d go into a restaurant and ask, “Tengo niño back ribs?”

posted by in dumbass texan spanish | * | 12 comments 

comments

  1. Joel Bernstein on May 13th, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    Las cucarachas entran, pero no pueden salir.

  2. Cindy Scroggin's on May 13th, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    uh-huh

  3. Kelsey Parker on May 13th, 2011 at 10:08 pm

    Tengo niño sheep?

  4. Cindy Scroggins on May 13th, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    Oh, you mean el lambo con mint jelly. Si.

  5. Daryl Scroggins on May 13th, 2011 at 10:22 pm

    Dose mas cervixes por favor.

  6. Cindy Scroggins on May 13th, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    Y’all got chimmichingas?

  7. Daryl Scroggins on May 13th, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    Where’s the banjo?

  8. Deron Bauman on May 13th, 2011 at 11:20 pm

    Los tortuga es muy guapo.

  9. Daryl Scroggins on May 14th, 2011 at 10:01 am

    Just bring me the chinga check.

  10. Cindy Scroggins on May 14th, 2011 at 11:06 am

    I’m pretty sure our waitress has los dos implantos.

  11. Omegar on May 14th, 2011 at 11:26 am

    No, usted parece tener unas costillas bastante adecuadas para un adulto. ¿Va a ordenar algo de comer o nomás está chingando?

  12. Daryl Scroggins on May 14th, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    Category, Omegar.

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