May 12, 2011

one bedroom apartment plus boyfriend

I have a sunny one bedroom in Noe Valley. I also have really cute legs. This will make sense in a second . I decided this place was feeling just too big so I thought I would look for a roommate and then I remembered that I was looking for a girlfriend too so why don’t I just throw all my eggs in one basket and go for the whole Shibang. Kittenkaboodle. Ball of wax. Whatever. This might sound nuts but I bet there is some lovely woman out there saying to herself, ” GOD I wish I could find a good man… with a full size refrigerator and new tile in the bathroom.”

I have an unusually high IQ, interesting sense of humor, and there is plenty of cabinet space in the pantry and good water pressure in the shower head

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  1. Sheila Ryan on May 12th, 2011 at 10:37 am

    “Unusually high IQ, interesting sense of humor, and there is plenty of cabinet space in the pantry and good water pressure in the shower head.”

    That just about sums me up — at least the year I lived in that studio apartment in Chicago. Okay, strike the part about the unusually high IQ. But it explains why the boys liked me.

    That shower was kick-ass, especially for a 1920s building.

  2. Deron Bauman on May 12th, 2011 at 10:50 am

    Upon completion of a successful interview please be prepared to provide a nominal deposit.

  3. Casey on May 12th, 2011 at 11:58 am

    “Did I mention I like animals?” I hope the new roommate won’t have to sleep with them too.

  4. David Stager on May 12th, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    From the people who brought you “Breakfast in the shower” and “Shaving while driving to work” comes another time-saving idea that will revolutionize the way you think and live.

  5. Renee on May 14th, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    I’m sensing the writer isn’t really advertising an apartment for rent after all.

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