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1. Cindy Scroggins on June 6th, 2011 at 12:50 pm

   Fucking brilliant.

2. Sheila Ryan on June 6th, 2011 at 12:54 pm

   I am following the advice about wearing two 2-D pairs simultaneously, only I am going to buy half a dozen and wear them all, this experiencing all known dimensions.

3. Sheila Ryan on June 6th, 2011 at 12:59 pm

   In addition to Quindraco’s great Amazon review about wearing two pairs and watching “the seconds ticking away as the universe aged,” the review by Mr. S. Moulster is also quite good:

   These glasses are perfect for their intended purpose. However, I feel I should offer a warning. Although it is understandable that anyone would want to take advantage of their stylishness, you should think carefully before wearing them anywhere other than in cinemas.

   I work in the voluntary sector and, although I much enjoyed the frequent advances of my more desperate female colleagues, I quickly found that people were no longer coming forward. In fact, they weren’t going away either – everyone was just getting bigger and smaller. My position soon came into jeopardy and I have to say I was feeling rather flat.

   Things began to take shape for me again when I consigned the glasses to the drawer. As somebody who enjoys plot and three-dimensional characterization, I no longer have any use for them unfortunately; but I would certainly recommend them to anyone who would like to live in a cartoon.

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