June 15, 2011

headline of the day

Bald eagles attack post office customers

posted by in animals, civics, government, nature, news | * | 9 comments 

comments

  1. Luke on June 15th, 2011 at 9:57 am

    Colbert bait.

  2. Michael Smith on June 15th, 2011 at 10:06 am

    Trained by a certain former governor, to kill.

  3. Deron Bauman on June 15th, 2011 at 10:08 am

    I was trying to think what word could be coined for this.

    The first word used was “Grippy”, and has changed to include, among others, “Megamerican”, “Lincolnish”, “Superstantial”, “Flagaphile”, and “Factose Intolerant”.

  4. Deron Bauman on June 15th, 2011 at 10:08 am

    I knew the rumors were true.

  5. Deron Bauman on June 15th, 2011 at 10:09 am

    Also, we’re not very good at starting rumors.

  6. Michael Smith on June 15th, 2011 at 10:18 am

    Rumor, I’m reporting cold, hard facts.

  7. Michael Smith on June 15th, 2011 at 10:21 am

    Fact: Bald eagles live in Alaska
    Fact: Sarah Palin is from Alaska
    Fact: I heard she might have killed a guy
    Fact: Bald eagles have tried to kill postal customers
    Fact: The Post Office is an example of big government
    Fact: Sarah Palin hates big government
    Fact: Birds are smart and easily trained

    Seems like eagles trained by Sarah Palin to attack supporters of big government is the only logical conclusion.

  8. Deron Bauman on June 15th, 2011 at 10:22 am

    It’s so easy to get sidetracked.

  9. Sheila Ryan on June 15th, 2011 at 10:41 am

    FACT: “Bald eagles have a history of confronting people at the post office.”