Bald eagles attack post office customers
posted by Deron Bauman in animals, civics, government, nature, news | * | 9 comments
Trained by a certain former governor, to kill.
I was trying to think what word could be coined for this.
The first word used was “Grippy”, and has changed to include, among others, “Megamerican”, “Lincolnish”, “Superstantial”, “Flagaphile”, and “Factose Intolerant”.
I knew the rumors were true.
Also, we’re not very good at starting rumors.
Rumor, I’m reporting cold, hard facts.
Fact: Bald eagles live in Alaska
Fact: Sarah Palin is from Alaska
Fact: I heard she might have killed a guy
Fact: Bald eagles have tried to kill postal customers
Fact: The Post Office is an example of big government
Fact: Sarah Palin hates big government
Fact: Birds are smart and easily trained
Seems like eagles trained by Sarah Palin to attack supporters of big government is the only logical conclusion.
It’s so easy to get sidetracked.
FACT: “Bald eagles have a history of confronting people at the post office.”