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1. Cindy Scroggins on June 17th, 2011 at 12:48 pm

   Gracias.

2. Deron Bauman on June 17th, 2011 at 12:55 pm

   Do you have a Mexican drug cartel name?

3. Cindy Scroggins on June 17th, 2011 at 1:13 pm

   Si. Cynthia Maria Hurtado. I don’t need no chinga nickname.

4. Deron Bauman on June 17th, 2011 at 1:18 pm

   El Sin Apodo.

   Doesn’t really have a ring to it.

5. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2011 at 1:24 pm

   Chila “Mapache” Grasa de Pantera.

   Wait. No. That’s my lucha libre name.

   I have a cartel boss name lying around here somewhere.

6. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2011 at 1:26 pm

   I like the name of that Jamaican dude. Dudus.

7. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2011 at 1:27 pm

   Okay. I found mine. El Topo.

8. Cindy Scroggins on June 17th, 2011 at 1:37 pm

   Wait. I’ve changed my mind. Is it too late? I want to be La Chingette.

9. Deron Bauman on June 17th, 2011 at 1:39 pm

   Dudus.

   Done.

10. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    Now I kind of want to be Mapuche. Especially as Derek White told us that the Mapuche are “kind of deadbeats culturally.”

11. Cindy Scroggins on June 17th, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    Will one of y’all please come and spring me from jail? It’s kind of embarrassing to be part of a big drug cartel and be stuck in a holding cell with a bunch of teenage rioters.

12. Deron Bauman on June 17th, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    Yes. Just give me a chance to flip this car back over.

13. Cindy Scroggins on June 17th, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    ok

14. Michael Smith on June 17th, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    Dammit Deron, how many times have I told you, never flip your own car!

15. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    Hey, somebody go post bail pa’ Cindita. ‘Cause she don’t wanna be in the carcel over the weekend.

    Unless it is that carcel in Venezuela where they party all the time. She would have to fight El Conejo, but she could kick him in los cacahuates.

16. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    This carcel.

17. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    After Las Vegas, we need to go to San Antonio Prison. Especially if Cindy is the new big boss.

18. Deron Bauman on June 17th, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    They have a miniature San Antonio in Vegas.

19. Cindy Scroggins on June 17th, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    I don’t know if I wanna be la el jefe. Maybe numero dos. Too much los pressure, y’all.

20. Cindy Scroggins on June 17th, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    Those prison bars down in Venezuela are real shabby chic.

21. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Those prison bars have that tropical feel. That Caribbean feeling. That shabby chic peel.

22. Cindy Scroggins on June 17th, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    uh-huh

23. Cindy Scroggins on June 17th, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    Hey, when we go to Vegas, let’s just stay there. That’d be a good place for our cartel.

24. Sheila Ryan on June 17th, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    El Conejo, maybe he is, like, ready to, like, delegate. Delegate some of su administrative poder.

25. Cindy Scroggins on June 17th, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    You can have it, chica. If su want it.

26. Kelsey Parker on June 18th, 2011 at 1:45 am

    Wait, there’s already a cartel boss named El Conejo? That should be mine.

27. Sheila Ryan on June 18th, 2011 at 9:21 am

    I think El Conejo is more like the boss of a carcel than a cartel, so as long as he is locked up, Kelsey, you can probably safely claim “El Conejo”.

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