June 10, 2011

Joyce McKinney calls Pete Ashton

In honor of the impending release of Errol Morris’s Tabloid, I give you Joyce McKinney’s call to Pete Ashton.

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Update: clusterflock’s visit from Joyce.

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comments

  1. Deron Bauman on June 10th, 2011 at 10:01 am

    Thank you very much for your time. Sir.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on June 10th, 2011 at 10:08 am

    Thank you. For fuck’s sake, thank you.

  3. Sheila Ryan on June 10th, 2011 at 10:14 am

    300 pounds of man. Brainwashed Mormon man.

    Thanks for re-posting, Deron.

  4. Michael Smith on June 10th, 2011 at 10:21 am

    Being reminded of Joyce’s visit reminds me of Judy Baxter.

  5. Deron Bauman on June 10th, 2011 at 10:23 am

    We have the best stalkers.

  6. Cindy Scroggins on June 10th, 2011 at 10:23 am

    Yes. Yes, we do.

  7. Cindy Scroggins on June 10th, 2011 at 10:23 am

    If I ever get mad at y’all, I’m gonna stalk you.

  8. Deron Bauman on June 10th, 2011 at 10:25 am

    Going to?

  9. Cindy Scroggins on June 10th, 2011 at 10:28 am

    You hurt my feelings.

  10. Michael Smith on June 10th, 2011 at 10:36 am

    Make him sit in the backseat on the road trip. That’ll show him.

  11. Deron Bauman on June 10th, 2011 at 10:39 am

    Hugs.

  12. Cindy Scroggins on June 10th, 2011 at 10:50 am

    Okay, I’ll stalk you again.

  13. Deron Bauman on June 10th, 2011 at 10:51 am

    Thank you. It means a lot to me. To all of us.

  14. Deron Bauman on June 10th, 2011 at 11:05 am

    Hey, Cindy. Since I hurt your feelings, I can’t stop singing ‘Your Song’. Is that punishment enough?

  15. Cindy Scroggins on June 10th, 2011 at 11:24 am

    Okay, I’m coming over.

  16. Deron Bauman on June 10th, 2011 at 11:26 am

    My gift is my bong.

  17. Sheila Ryan on June 10th, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    Y’all, Errol is stalking me. He has a crush.

    Well, the man in the store this morning did look an awful lot like Errol.

    It’s possible.