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1. Joel Bernstein on June 3rd, 2011 at 1:18 pm

   ‘Alice’ took me a while.

2. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2011 at 1:20 pm

   I know what game without even looking. And it is funnest when it is nasty.

3. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2011 at 1:21 pm

   It’s okay, Joel. You just weren’t singing out loud. Maybe because there are other people around.

4. Joel Bernstein on June 3rd, 2011 at 1:22 pm

   Phallus, Phallus, Fucker, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fart, Fart, Farty, Bitch, Bitch, Bitchy, Faggy, Boobie, or, in British English, Fanny or Fanny

5. Cindy Scroggins on June 3rd, 2011 at 1:26 pm

   That’s a nice string, Joel.

6. Joel Bernstein on June 3rd, 2011 at 1:27 pm

   I wasn’t playing the game, I just stubbed my toe.

7. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2011 at 1:32 pm

   “Sugar, Sugar.”

8. Michael Smith on June 3rd, 2011 at 1:51 pm

   I like the idea of Joel stubbing his toe and yelling out, “in British English, Fanny!”

9. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2011 at 2:02 pm

   “British English” is kind of funny. In “Britain,” I bet they call it “English.”

10. Michael Smith on June 3rd, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    We should ask Phil.

11. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    I bet he’d be too polite to press the point (English reserve and all), but I’m thinking he regards himself as English, not British. On account of he might not have all that much of a sense of kindred with Welshmen nor Scots.

    And I’m guessing there’s some of them feels likewise.

    Okay, who posted that video talk about Britain and Great Britain and the British Isles and all? Joel?

    Joel? On your mark . . .

12. Cindy Scroggins on June 3rd, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    Phil calls tits baps.

13. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2011 at 2:32 pm

    And he calls clothespins pegs.

14. Joel Bernstein on June 3rd, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    Sorry I was at lunch.

    Yep, it was me.

    He also has a new video about Scotland.

15. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    Lunch is overrated.

16. Joel Bernstein on June 3rd, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    Not when lunch is a pork chop on a stick.

17. Michael Smith on June 3rd, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    describe the stick.

18. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    Got-dam. Stick-food lunch. I am going out now and get me something — anything — and prong it on a stick.

19. Joel Bernstein on June 3rd, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    That was me in college.

20. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2011 at 3:50 pm

    Glad you got educated, son.

    Me, I’m thinking I got what I need right here.

21. Joel Bernstein on June 3rd, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    Why would you put a pickle on a stick? A pickle is a stick.

22. Cindy Scroggins on June 3rd, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    Any of y’all poke ants with a stick?

23. Cindy Scroggins on June 3rd, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    What, did I break the Internet again? Where is everybody?

24. Michael Smith on June 3rd, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    No.

25. Cindy Scroggins on June 3rd, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    ok

26. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Why would I put a pickle on a stick?

    For art’s sake.

27. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    For fuck sake, Joel.

28. Cindy Scroggins on June 3rd, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    For fuck’s sake, Joel.

    Thank you, Sheila. That felt good.

29. Joel Bernstein on June 3rd, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    

30. Cindy Scroggins on June 3rd, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    Oh, wait, I got it wrong. Sheila said for fuck sake.

    Okay, I take mine back. I don’t know what we’re playing, anyway.

31. Cindy Scroggins on June 3rd, 2011 at 5:02 pm

    Oh, for fuck’s sake, Joel. Don’t go all sensitive on us.

32. Deron Bauman on June 3rd, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    Joel is performing a subtle act of social/cultural/technological commentary. And using his collegiate experience as a measuring stick. As it were.

33. Cindy Scroggins on June 3rd, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    Yeah, I knew that.

34. Joel Bernstein on June 3rd, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    That’s exactly what I’m doing. Yes.

35. Deron Bauman on June 3rd, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    I knew it.

36. Cindy Scroggins on June 3rd, 2011 at 5:08 pm

    Joel’s college is on a stick.

37. Deron Bauman on June 3rd, 2011 at 5:19 pm

    That’s just the mascot.

38. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    I was just being all vernacular. Like Cindy noticed. For fuck sake. Definitely not for fuck’s sake.

39. Joel Bernstein on June 3rd, 2011 at 5:22 pm

    For fuck sake Sheila.

40. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    And only vernacular. For sure not hegemonic. I’d rather stuff my ass with a pickle on a stick.

    Later, y’all.

41. Sheila Ryan on June 3rd, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    Fuck.

42. Joel Bernstein on June 3rd, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    Banana fanna fo fuck?

43. Jonathan McNicol on June 4th, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    This is my favorite string of comments in the history of strings of comments.

    That is all.

44. Joel Bernstein on June 4th, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    Glad we could help.

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