June 9, 2011

the lion’s choice

When is fighting a lion not a matter of life or death?

It’s up to the lion. If he chooses to withdraw, or surrender, and lets me tie him up, then I will not kill him and the fight will end. But, like I said, if it comes down to either me or him, I will have to kill him. But I don’t want to kill the lion, nor am I planning on it. I want to make that clear.

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  1. Mike Dresser on June 9th, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    “I have a whole series of shows planned in my head. I will pull an airplane with my teeth, and I will pull an airplane with my hair. I will also be run over by an airplane. In between each of these acts, there will be lion battles.”

  2. Daryl Scroggins on June 9th, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    He should just battle cancer.