June 14, 2011
things I heard at A-Kon, day two
There’s a bathroom on every floor.
I’ll see you later, Sugar.
Sky bridge is this way.
I’m just chilling with some other badass cos players.
Just open your eyes, tilt your head back, and then you can shake until they are in.
If he’s really old he’s not going to.
Oh, she’s lost.
The new one is disgusting.
You just took all of the eggs.
Will you stop being gay?
I didn’t mean to be deceitful.
I hear people are talking about me everywhere, it’s weird.
That’s not normal but I’m not scared of it.
I’m not peeing, I’m blowing my load right now.
Don’t you see my lightsaber is really attracted to you?
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that last one’s my favorite.
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket?
My favorite is either “that’s not normal but I’m not scared of it” or “you just took all of the eggs.”
How about this?
“You just took all of the eggs. That’s not normal but I’m not scared of it.”
My favorite is Oh, she’s lost.
Deron, did you hear anyone talking about this Sarah Palin killed a guy rumor?
It’s all over the internet.
It’s true! Nobody has come forward with proof that she didn’t.
Michael, that’s all anyone would talk about.