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I love My Drunk Kitchen. Someone turned me on to it last month. Mike Dresser? I don’t remember. I was probably drunk.
So fond of Drunk Kitchen–the Mac n Cheese episode is perfect.
Also, Episode 4. The cookie episode.
I think that we made biscuits.
Pretentious-ass recipe
A ‘tablespoon’ originates from the table
The Tacos one is good, as is the Pancakes one.
Joel “Omelette You Finish” Bernstein.
She actually reminds me a lot of my wife’s roommate from college.
Sheila!
Cindy!
Oh. Eh. That is the cookie episode. Okay.
Omelette you finish.
Deluxe! Deluxe. We deserve this.
I think we need to do a my drunk clusterflock kitchen.
I think we need Deron to do a dramatic reading of one of these.
Didn’t we do that six weeks ago?
Except India did not act like that when she made flourless chocolate cake.
But I did smack flour off my tits after Danny got flour all over me after making focaccia.
But we didn’t film it, flour tits.
Danny saw me do it. And Dave Vogt saw me when I still had some flour on me.
But no one filmed it.
So much is lost.
Joel, I’ll do whatever needs to be done.
Recipe piracy is a crime.
I’d masturbate to this.
I might, too, but I’m still in jail. It’s rough in here, man.
If anybody knows how to do time.
Thanks, bro.
I’m proficient in drunk drink mixing, so long as you are as drunk as me when I make you a drink.
Apparently this recipe requires Eggs! as well as Some fuckin’ motherfuckin’ eggs. Isn’t that like using baking powder with baking soda?
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I love My Drunk Kitchen. Someone turned me on to it last month. Mike Dresser? I don’t remember. I was probably drunk.
So fond of Drunk Kitchen–the Mac n Cheese episode is perfect.
Also, Episode 4. The cookie episode.
I think that we made biscuits.
Pretentious-ass recipe
A ‘tablespoon’ originates from the table
The Tacos one is good, as is the Pancakes one.
Joel “Omelette You Finish” Bernstein.
She actually reminds me a lot of my wife’s roommate from college.
Sheila!
Cindy!
Oh. Eh. That is the cookie episode. Okay.
Omelette you finish.
Deluxe! Deluxe. We deserve this.
I think we need to do a my drunk clusterflock kitchen.
I think we need Deron to do a dramatic reading of one of these.
Didn’t we do that six weeks ago?
Except India did not act like that when she made flourless chocolate cake.
But I did smack flour off my tits after Danny got flour all over me after making focaccia.
But we didn’t film it, flour tits.
Danny saw me do it. And Dave Vogt saw me when I still had some flour on me.
But no one filmed it.
So much is lost.
Joel, I’ll do whatever needs to be done.
Recipe piracy is a crime.
I’d masturbate to this.
I might, too, but I’m still in jail. It’s rough in here, man.
If anybody knows how to do time.
Thanks, bro.
I’m proficient in drunk drink mixing, so long as you are as drunk as me when I make you a drink.
Apparently this recipe requires Eggs! as well as Some fuckin’ motherfuckin’ eggs. Isn’t that like using baking powder with baking soda?