July 29, 2011

Google’s list of bad words

I had to look some of these up.

comments

  1. Deron Bauman on July 29th, 2011 at 11:41 am

    George Carlin would have had a lot more material.

  2. Joel Bernstein on July 29th, 2011 at 11:47 am

    I don’t think “penisfucker” is a real word.

  3. Deron Bauman on July 29th, 2011 at 11:49 am

    It is now.

  4. Cindy Scroggins on July 29th, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    Penisfucker most certainly is a word. Goddamn, Joel. Don’t be ignorant.

  5. Joel Bernstein on July 29th, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Urbandictionary barely had anything for it.

  6. Cindy Scroggins on July 29th, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    Why fool with Urbandictionary when you have me?

  7. Sheila Ryan on July 29th, 2011 at 2:11 pm

    Hell, yeah, Cindy knows all about DP and all kinda thangs.

  8. Joel Bernstein on July 29th, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    Hey Cindy, what’s a ‘flange’?

  9. Sheila Ryan on July 29th, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    Joel, you’re nasty.

  10. Sheila Ryan on July 29th, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    There’s people like my flange, you nasty man.

  11. Joel Bernstein on July 29th, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    It’s on the list!

  12. Sheila Ryan on July 29th, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    My flange is on the list. Well, that explains a lot.

  13. Cindy Scroggins on July 29th, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    Let’s play this like a spelling bee. Cindy, would you please use “flange” in a sentence? Why, yes. “I had to get outta there fore Belinda’s flange stank make me sick to my stomach.”

  14. Sheila Ryan on July 29th, 2011 at 2:39 pm

    Cindy, can you use words like “flange” in a sentence and pee at the same time? Like I can pee and spell hard words?

  15. Joel Bernstein on July 29th, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    “Flange stank” looks too much like “flank steak”.

    Either way, now I’m hungry.

  16. Cindy Scroggins on July 29th, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Oh, yes. I was peeing when I wrote the above comment.

  17. Cindy Scroggins on July 29th, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    I can pee and do a lot of things.

  18. Sheila Ryan on July 29th, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    Okay. Lemme get me phone so I can pee and comment and not drop my phone in the pot.

  19. Cindy Scroggins on July 29th, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    Okay.

  20. Joel Bernstein on July 29th, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    I think at some point it becomes about what you can do *without* peeing.

  21. Cindy Scroggins on July 29th, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    Leave it to Joel to get all philosophical on us.

  22. Sheila Ryan on July 29th, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    O-KAY! Now! Peeing AND commenting!

  23. Cindy Scroggins on July 29th, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    I like the way we push each other to be our best selves.

  24. Sheila Ryan on July 29th, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    I pee all that I can pee.

  25. Aaron Winslow on July 29th, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    Donkeyribber!