I had to look some of these up.
posted by Joel Bernstein in boners, cunt, fuck all y'all, language, no shit | * | 25 comments
George Carlin would have had a lot more material.
I don’t think “penisfucker” is a real word.
It is now.
Penisfucker most certainly is a word. Goddamn, Joel. Don’t be ignorant.
Urbandictionary barely had anything for it.
Why fool with Urbandictionary when you have me?
Hell, yeah, Cindy knows all about DP and all kinda thangs.
Hey Cindy, what’s a ‘flange’?
Joel, you’re nasty.
There’s people like my flange, you nasty man.
It’s on the list!
My flange is on the list. Well, that explains a lot.
Let’s play this like a spelling bee. Cindy, would you please use “flange” in a sentence? Why, yes. “I had to get outta there fore Belinda’s flange stank make me sick to my stomach.”
Cindy, can you use words like “flange” in a sentence and pee at the same time? Like I can pee and spell hard words?
“Flange stank” looks too much like “flank steak”.
Either way, now I’m hungry.
Oh, yes. I was peeing when I wrote the above comment.
I can pee and do a lot of things.
Okay. Lemme get me phone so I can pee and comment and not drop my phone in the pot.
I think at some point it becomes about what you can do *without* peeing.
Leave it to Joel to get all philosophical on us.
O-KAY! Now! Peeing AND commenting!
I like the way we push each other to be our best selves.
I pee all that I can pee.