It’s totally worth reading the actual article, too. (via jim ray)
Robber who broke into hair salon beaten up by black-belt owner and kept as sex slave for three days… fed only Viagra
posted by Andrew Simone in crime, news, sex | * | 15 comments
I am just waiting for this to be a hoax.
Your link es broke.
I’d have fixed it myself only I can’t access tumblr at work and was worried about Googling “hair salon sex slave.”
Bring out The Gimp.
Headline of the century.
With all due respect, Deron, I would at least place Victim of cannibal agreed to be eaten up there as a contender.
Yeah, but look at the variables. They add up. They count for something.
Plus, there’s the penis-cutting-off angle.
True. It would appear to be a question of style. Classical vs. baroque headline.
Also, “it’s totally worth reading the actual [2003 Guardian] article, too.” It’s one of the best pieces of black journalistic humor I have ever read.
Wow, they block tumblr at work? I don’t think I could work under those conditions.
Lester’s a real ass.
He only allows access to intranet and goat porn, which, I suspect, is also an intranet site.
Cindy’s Internet is filter free, but that’s because we pay her in monopoly money.
Oh, Michael. Michael, Michael, Michael. That’s right–I pay for this fancy house, car and donkey gigolos with Monopoly money. You just can’t face the fact that Lester values me and not you. I know it’s hard, but honestly, man–get some help.
Flannery took my joke.