July 11, 2011

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Glenn Beck is moving to Dallas.

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  1. Sheila Ryan on July 11th, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    “Nobody is surprised by this, I’m sure.”

  2. Carole Corlew on July 11th, 2011 at 2:44 pm

    Thank God for Texas.

  3. Cindy Scroggins on July 11th, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    This is no joking matter!

  4. Carole Corlew on July 11th, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    I’m not joking.

  5. Rick Neece on July 11th, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    There goes the neighborhood.

  6. Cindy Scroggins on July 11th, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    I’m thinking a couple of flocker boys and I might need to make a little field trip at some point.

  7. Carole Corlew on July 11th, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    It’s a protective device. You know, “Thank God for Mississippi,” that Alabamians have always said. Now I can add Texas. I’m sorry. I am shocked he didn’t move to Alabama. But relieved.

  8. Carole Corlew on July 11th, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Brang it.

  9. Cindy Scroggins on July 11th, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    Carole, I used to know a man in the Keep Mississippi 50th club.

    I’m crying in my beer.

  10. Cindy Scroggins on July 11th, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    First George W. Bush. Now Glenn Beck.

    Rapture me now, Jesus.

  11. Carole Corlew on July 11th, 2011 at 2:53 pm

    Of course I’m like the 9-year-old boy on “Live” sitting in his mother’s basement pissing off the hoodlums in Russia or something. I would barricade myself inside the home of a gun-toting Virginia lunatic around the corner (actually there are a few to choose from) if I thought that little field trip was actually happening.

  12. Carole Corlew on July 11th, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    Texas is acting determined to get that spot. I have to say. And lots of Alabamians would like it too. Jeez. It’s a pill.

  13. Cindy Scroggins on July 11th, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    Oh, Carole, I meant a field trip to Beck’s new neighborhood. If we made a field trip to your neighborhood, we’d bring cookies!

  14. Carole Corlew on July 11th, 2011 at 3:01 pm

    Oh. Of course! See, thinking like someone from Mississippi, showing up with Bubba and his other brother Bubba.

  15. Michael Smith on July 11th, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    Good news, Cindy, I can now say, with absolute certainty, that I will not be moving to Dallas.

  16. Cindy Scroggins on July 11th, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    DarylBubba, DeronBubba, AmyBubba, CindyBubba. Scurry team.

  17. Cindy Scroggins on July 11th, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    Hey, Michael, I left some apostrophes on your desk.

  18. Michael Smith on July 11th, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    Those weren’t Hershey’s Kisses?

  19. Cindy Scroggins on July 11th, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    Nope.

  20. Michael Smith on July 11th, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    The foil made it convincing.

  21. Cindy Scroggins on July 11th, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    Thank you. I thought it a nice touch.

  22. Daryl Scroggins on July 11th, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    “And we’ve started GBTV which is already more wildly successful than we had imagined that we would be. It’s not even on the air yet and it’s already successful.”

    You’re a winner if you just say it many times no matter what’s actually happening.

  23. Michael Smith on July 11th, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    In front of a mirror.

  24. Daryl Scroggins on July 11th, 2011 at 6:07 pm

    Only the best audience will do.

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