comments

1. Marco on July 3rd, 2011 at 2:17 pm

   The only thing that woulda made that better was an ‘eh’.

   Like “boot eh”.

2. Cindy Scroggins on July 3rd, 2011 at 2:27 pm

   It would have been better if it had happened on Friday. Canada Day.

3. Deron Bauman on July 3rd, 2011 at 2:48 pm

   Congratulations.

4. Cindy Scroggins on July 3rd, 2011 at 3:06 pm

   Thank you. I admit to being proud.

5. Deron Bauman on July 3rd, 2011 at 3:50 pm

   You should be. I’m going to riot.

6. Cindy Scroggins on July 3rd, 2011 at 4:27 pm

   F*#k people who don’t riot.

7. Sheila Ryan on July 3rd, 2011 at 5:10 pm

   Cindy, please write and perform a song titled “I Pooped a Boot.”

8. Daryl Scroggins on July 3rd, 2011 at 5:29 pm

   Sheila, Cindy is doing an acrostic but says she will do the song right away.

9. Cindy Scroggins on July 3rd, 2011 at 5:51 pm

   Okay, here’s the Blues version:

   Woke up this mornin’
   Sun in my eyes
   Headed to the bathroom
   And to my surprise

   I pooped a boot
   I pooped a boot
   I pooped a boot
   I pooped a boot

   Now, I ain’t from Canada
   Ain’t from Paris, France
   But I got me some talent
   This here asshole can dance

   I pooped a boot
   I pooped a boot
   B-b-b-b-b-boot
   B-b-b-b-b-boot
   I pooped a boot
   I pooped a boot

   Can you hear it?

10. Kelsey Parker on July 3rd, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    You know, I can. I really can. Bravo!

11. Sheila Ryan on July 3rd, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    B-b-b-b-b-boot

    Owh!

12. Sheila Ryan on July 3rd, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    Bah-DA-da-BUMP-BUMP-BUMP

    Bah-DA-da-BUMP-BUMP-BUMP

13. Deron Bauman on July 3rd, 2011 at 6:04 pm

    Eyes filled with tears.

14. Cindy Scroggins on July 3rd, 2011 at 6:07 pm

    Yes, Sheila. I was making just those sounds.

    We should all have Blues names. The formula is a handicap + a fruit + a US President’s last name.

    I think I’ll be Deaf Melon Bush.

15. Deron Bauman on July 3rd, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    Twitchy Kumquat Kennedy.

16. Cindy Scroggins on July 3rd, 2011 at 6:10 pm

    We could do a duet.

17. Daryl Scroggins on July 3rd, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    Goosey Grapefruit Harding.

18. Sheila Ryan on July 3rd, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    Warren Gamaliel Durian.

19. Sheila Ryan on July 3rd, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    [Gamaliel] is the handicap.

20. Sheila Ryan on July 3rd, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    Incontinent Guava Buchanan.

21. Sheila Ryan on July 3rd, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    Hammertoe Kiwi Arthur.

22. Cindy Scroggins on July 3rd, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    Fistula Banana Adams

Leave a Reply