Oscar Mayer Sandwich Combos are one of the five unique varieties of Adult Lunch Combos.
Cindy tipped me to this, and I have been snorting ever since.
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The video unboxing of the Oscar Mayer Honey Ham & Swiss Adult Lunch Combo is hot.
Oscar Mayer is an American meat and cold cut production company, owned by Kraft Foods, known for its hot dogs, bologna, bacon and Lunchables products.
We might need to add a Lunchables category.
I get confused. Lunchables. Lunch Buckets. One is defunct. The other is not. But they are the same. Categorically speaking.
No, no, no. Lunch Buckets were tiny microwavable tubs of food-like substances, sold on the soup aisle. Renner used to eat Lunch Buckets because they didn’t have onion powder in them, and I once laughed so hard at his description of his lunches of Lunch Buckets that I like to died right there in Borders Books and Records. Lunchables are sold on your cheese and dairy aisle. That’s a whole other ballgame, sister.
This is good. I am being educated. Because I never really knew. And I am really into gastronomical history, so it is good to know.
The contents of Lunchables are like the things we were allowed to eat while Uncle Jim was cursing at the grill and the Aunts were drinking wine.
Like food. But not.
I want to research and write the forgotten history of Lunch Buckets.
Armour Star Lunch Buckets?
Makers of America’s favorite Vienna sausage brand?