July 13, 2011

tonight’s conversation

Cindy: Auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Daryl: What?

Cindy: What David Carradine died of.

Daryl:  Yeah. Might as well have been that, I guess.

Cindy: Might as well.

Daryl: Could have done it by kicking himself.

Cindy: Uh-huh.

comments

  1. Joel Bernstein on July 13th, 2011 at 10:35 pm

    I choose to believe he died from the five point palm exploding heart technique.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on July 13th, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    A man may die many deaths, Grasshopper.

  3. Joel Bernstein on July 13th, 2011 at 10:40 pm

    I really ought to watch Kung Fu sometime, is it on Netflix?

  4. Cindy Scroggins on July 13th, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    Probably. I lived through the original, you know. I’m old.

  5. Joel Bernstein on July 13th, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    You lived through the old west?

  6. Deron Bauman on July 13th, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard. And that was before I got to the comments.

  7. Deron Bauman on July 13th, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    Y’all know women can’t shit without yogurt?

  8. Joel Bernstein on July 13th, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    That’s what the chick from True Lies tells me.

  9. Deron Bauman on July 13th, 2011 at 10:47 pm

    Hey, Cindy. There’s a thing on Nightline about women who marry Jesus.

  10. Cindy Scroggins on July 13th, 2011 at 10:56 pm

    Whoa!

  11. Cindy Scroggins on July 13th, 2011 at 10:58 pm

    I keep forgetting that I need yogurt to shit. I guess I need to watch more TV.

  12. Deron Bauman on July 13th, 2011 at 11:13 pm

    And they’re talking about it as if it’s normal. The yogurt and the Jesus virgins.

  13. Cindy Scroggins on July 13th, 2011 at 11:16 pm

    I can’t watch because Daryl’s watching Kill Bill Part 2–hence the above conversation. But I’d rather get your play-by-play Jesus virgins commentary, anyway.

  14. Joel Bernstein on July 13th, 2011 at 11:19 pm

    Funny, we just finished watching Pulp Fiction. Keri had never seen it. She was not a fan.

  15. Cindy Scroggins on July 13th, 2011 at 11:22 pm

    Pulp Fiction might well be my favorite film of all time. I remember the feeling I had when watching it for the first time (on its release day). The excitement of the new. It was just amazing.

    I’m inviting Quentin Tarantino to Marfa. And I’m thinking he’ll come.

  16. Deron Bauman on July 13th, 2011 at 11:38 pm

    Cindy, I had the same feeling.

  17. Joel Bernstein on July 13th, 2011 at 11:40 pm

    I’ve seen it probably a dozen times, and I’m not sure I could articulate what it’s about.

  18. Daryl Scroggins on July 14th, 2011 at 7:06 am

    It’s about bacon.

  19. Cindy Scroggins on July 14th, 2011 at 7:26 am

    Okay, Joel. I’ll offer a roundtable seminar at clusterflockstock 4 on articulating the meaning of Pulp Fiction. Then we’ll dance.

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