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A solid contender for Tweet of the Month. Cindy’s tweets are always content-rich.
Thank you. Thanks a lot.
I left my phone at the house today and, of course, can’t access twitter from my work computer so I’ll post my tweets here today:
GITMO and Little GITMO have nothing on sitting in a cubicle all day.
Hey, ladies, while you’re in the “Ladies Room” could you pick up an apostrophe for me? I hear it’s a good place to get punctuation.
Thank you.
poop tweet. Sounds French.
Also, Google+ observation of the day. Yesterday, actually. Courtesy of Simone.
Pineapple is not a meat.
Is pineapple dessert?
Pineapple is not a liquid. I know that.
Pineapple is a fruit.
Yet pineapple is not citrus. But it can be a dessert. Or (for some) a pizza topping.
No. And no.
I love you Cindy.
I’d completely forgotten about how poops look like apostrophes.
This is a good day, poop-wise.
So basil sorbet with basil-roasted pineapple doesn’t work for you, am I right, Deron? As dessert.
Michael, no commas in the Ladies Room, but a lot of colons. And periods.
HA!
More Twitterless Tweets (which is no longer required because I have my phone and I’m at home so I have access to twitter again, but this is more fun):
Just to demonstrate how much Cindy underestimated the averages, I pooped a mile today.
Unrelated to previous: Should I eat less cheese?
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A solid contender for Tweet of the Month. Cindy’s tweets are always content-rich.
Thank you. Thanks a lot.
I left my phone at the house today and, of course, can’t access twitter from my work computer so I’ll post my tweets here today:
Thank you.
poop tweet. Sounds French.
Also, Google+ observation of the day. Yesterday, actually. Courtesy of Simone.
Is pineapple dessert?
Pineapple is not a liquid. I know that.
Pineapple is a fruit.
Yet pineapple is not citrus. But it can be a dessert. Or (for some) a pizza topping.
No. And no.
I love you Cindy.
I’d completely forgotten about how poops look like apostrophes.
This is a good day, poop-wise.
So basil sorbet with basil-roasted pineapple doesn’t work for you, am I right, Deron? As dessert.
Michael, no commas in the Ladies Room, but a lot of colons.
And periods.
HA!
More Twitterless Tweets (which is no longer required because I have my phone and I’m at home so I have access to twitter again, but this is more fun):