Man Arrested for Having Sex With Inflatable Raft
posted by Christopher Walken in law, objects, sex | * | 7 comments
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That’s why you get the one with the cupholders.
“Tobergta pulled up his pants and fled with the raft”
True love?
This makes me sad.
Dance with the one who brung you.
“…if you can’t be with the one you love, honey, love the one you’re with.”
For the record, I’m not all that about free love, but this song has always spoken to me in some deep internal side-place.
I’m of the general opinion that if you don’t love a particular person, it probably means you’re not trying hard enough.
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That’s why you get the one with the cupholders.
“Tobergta pulled up his pants and fled with the raft”
True love?
This makes me sad.
Dance with the one who brung you.
“…if you can’t be with the one you love, honey, love the one you’re with.”
For the record, I’m not all that about free love, but this song has always spoken to me in some deep internal side-place.
I’m of the general opinion that if you don’t love a particular person, it probably means you’re not trying hard enough.