August 15, 2011

Photo Out of Context

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  1. Joel Bernstein on August 15th, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    Epic.

  2. Josh Weichhand on August 15th, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    Gawd bless ‘murica.

  3. Joel Bernstein on August 15th, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    I had a Heil of a time getting here through traffic.

  4. Sheila Ryan on August 15th, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    Oh, y’all don’t even want to hear the conversations I’ve been having today about how all of us unclean unbelievers are going to be rounded up.

  5. Josh Weichhand on August 15th, 2011 at 6:42 pm

    You think he’ll go führer than Michelle Bachmann in the primaries?

  6. Joel Bernstein on August 15th, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    I think he’s Goering to.

  7. Josh Weichhand on August 15th, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    He’s not much for pets these days, but growing up he did have a couple goebbels.

  8. Rick Neece on August 15th, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    Y’all are too good to compete with. I’m sure, one day, Josh Brolin will play him in a movie. Please let it be a Coen boys flick.

  9. Rick Neece on August 15th, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    Ooh, maybe one attempt…an uncooked title for the heretofore unnamed Coen Bros movie. “Goebbels, Eschew and Bachman. Gesundheit!”

  10. Josh Weichhand on August 15th, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    That’s a film I’d see. Perhaps another of those rumored GChat + Netflix Instant nights?

  11. Rick Neece on August 15th, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    Mayhap, Pitt will reprise his roll in “Inglorious Basterds?”

  12. Rick Neece on August 15th, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    We need a screenplay ripped from the headlines and a fast, fast, fast funding and production time. Amanda Mae? Deron?

  13. Deron Bauman on August 15th, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    Let’s hope this man becomes a footnote very quickly. If he’s the next President I hope Texas does secede.

  14. Joel Bernstein on August 15th, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    Do texans not like him?

  15. Sheila Ryan on August 15th, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    Deron, in the unlikely event he were to be elected president, I’d be skedaddling across the border to Canada lickety-split.

  16. Joel Bernstein on August 15th, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    This Canada?

  17. Deron Bauman on August 15th, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    Texans who like Governors who jog with laser-sighted magnums and shoot coyotes who ‘menace’ dogs love him. Also, nothing says patriot like secession.

  18. Sheila Ryan on August 15th, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    Oh, no, Joel. The nice Canada in my mind!

  19. Sheila Ryan on August 15th, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    You know. Like that nice England where it’s all a dreamy Edwardian afternoon.

  20. Joel Bernstein on August 15th, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    If we’re just making shit up, I’ll invent a US where Rick Perry’s parents discovered they were gay before they got married.

  21. Deron Bauman on August 15th, 2011 at 9:41 pm

    Or discovered he was and let him know they loved him for it.

  22. Luke Neff on August 15th, 2011 at 11:06 pm

    Deron, yes.

  23. Michael Smith on August 16th, 2011 at 10:15 am

    What harm could a Governor of Texas do?