posted by Josh Weichhand in civics, dumbass texan spanish, entertainment, observations, photographs, politics | * | 23 comments
Gawd bless ‘murica.
I had a Heil of a time getting here through traffic.
Oh, y’all don’t even want to hear the conversations I’ve been having today about how all of us unclean unbelievers are going to be rounded up.
You think he’ll go führer than Michelle Bachmann in the primaries?
I think he’s Goering to.
He’s not much for pets these days, but growing up he did have a couple goebbels.
Y’all are too good to compete with. I’m sure, one day, Josh Brolin will play him in a movie. Please let it be a Coen boys flick.
Ooh, maybe one attempt…an uncooked title for the heretofore unnamed Coen Bros movie. “Goebbels, Eschew and Bachman. Gesundheit!”
That’s a film I’d see. Perhaps another of those rumored GChat + Netflix Instant nights?
Mayhap, Pitt will reprise his roll in “Inglorious Basterds?”
We need a screenplay ripped from the headlines and a fast, fast, fast funding and production time. Amanda Mae? Deron?
Let’s hope this man becomes a footnote very quickly. If he’s the next President I hope Texas does secede.
Do texans not like him?
Deron, in the unlikely event he were to be elected president, I’d be skedaddling across the border to Canada lickety-split.
Texans who like Governors who jog with laser-sighted magnums and shoot coyotes who ‘menace’ dogs love him. Also, nothing says patriot like secession.
Oh, no, Joel. The nice Canada in my mind!
You know. Like that nice England where it’s all a dreamy Edwardian afternoon.
If we’re just making shit up, I’ll invent a US where Rick Perry’s parents discovered they were gay before they got married.
Or discovered he was and let him know they loved him for it.
What harm could a Governor of Texas do?