September 8, 2011

Godzilla!

I can’t believe Joel didn’t post this already. It’s a dude in some sort of mask a plastic wig (?) with a huge prosthetic Godzilla “the islands that make up the nation of Japan” penis destroying an apartment (with the huge prosthetic Godzilla “the islands that make up the nation of Japan” penis) and then some of the footage running in reverse. Let me know if I got any of that wrong, or left anything out.

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  1. Deron Bauman on September 8th, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    I think I got a lot of the details wrong. Sort of.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on September 8th, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    I have one of those.

  3. Deron Bauman on September 8th, 2011 at 8:32 pm

    Congratulations on your big erection.

  4. Cindy Scroggins on September 8th, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    Gracias.

    Don’t you think this qualifies as animals in pants?

  5. Cindy Scroggins on September 8th, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    I mean, if he had on pants. Right?

  6. Deron Bauman on September 8th, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    Erections have consequences.

  7. Cindy Scroggins on September 8th, 2011 at 8:37 pm

    Winners and losers. Weiners and roosters.

    I’m pretending I’m drunk again.

  8. Cindy Scroggins on September 8th, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    I’m starting to think that’s not Godzilla.

  9. Cindy Scroggins on September 8th, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    When I was little I used to feel sorry for all the people who couldn’t go fast enough to get away from Godzilla like I could because I had a tricycle.

  10. Sheila Ryan on September 8th, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    I think I’m turning Japanese.

  11. Rick Neece on September 8th, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    I really think so.

  12. Sheila Ryan on September 8th, 2011 at 9:43 pm

    Everyone around me is a total stranger
    Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
    Everyone
    That’s why I’m turning Japanese

    I love you, Ricky Cameron.

  13. Michael Grant Smith on September 8th, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    I think we’ve all seen better huge prosthetic Godzilla penises, haven’t we?

  14. Sheila Ryan on September 8th, 2011 at 11:09 pm

    It’s a pretty lame Godzilla, if you ask me.

  15. Joel Bernstein on September 9th, 2011 at 1:12 am

    I retweeted it last night, which is probably where you saw it.

    But yeah, I’m glad you saw “guy with japan penis” and thought of me.

  16. Deron Bauman on September 9th, 2011 at 1:13 am

    That’s why I was surprised you hadn’t posted it.

  17. Joel Bernstein on September 9th, 2011 at 1:16 am

    I’ve been busy!

    There aren’t many things that outrank enormous Nipponesque genitalia, but picking my wife up from the airport after she’s been out of the country for two weeks probably counts. :)

  18. Deron Bauman on September 9th, 2011 at 1:18 am

    Good choice.

  19. Joel Bernstein on September 9th, 2011 at 1:19 am

    I admit, it was a tough call.

  20. Dave Vogt on September 9th, 2011 at 10:02 am

    Gotta be honest, I think I could do better.

  21. Deron Bauman on September 9th, 2011 at 10:03 am

    Bring it.

  22. Sheila Ryan on September 9th, 2011 at 11:34 am

    And, just in case the light bulb has yet to cast its light upon anyone out there: As a clusterfriend pointed out to me last night — the islands that make up the nation of Japan.

  23. Joel Bernstein on September 9th, 2011 at 11:41 am

    Also: it sort of looks like a penis.

  24. Sheila Ryan on September 9th, 2011 at 11:48 am

    Except that narrow bendy part up top is kinda peculiar.

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