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1. Kathy Hilen-Smith on September 17th, 2011 at 9:39 am

   The surgeon, Jin Wang.

2. Deron Bauman on September 17th, 2011 at 9:40 am

   ‘The diameter of the urethra in a man’s penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly,’ he said.

3. Deron Bauman on September 17th, 2011 at 9:41 am

   Dwarf pulling vacuum cleaner with his penis banned by Oxford University.

4. Dave Vogt on September 17th, 2011 at 10:57 am

   Balancing Dog Takes the Biscuit

   That’s from the OPPOSITE sidebar. The actual headline isn’t as fun.

5. Rick Neece on September 17th, 2011 at 4:38 pm

   I already regret bringing this up. But have any of you (guys mostly, I imagine) heard of the practice of “sounding?” Has to do with urethras and insertions. It has only come up to me recently in forays in the under-belly of the interweb. For the record, I have not tried it. I’m not sure I’d care to. I’ll not post a link, I’ll leave you to find it on your own. If you care to look, or dare to.

6. Deron Bauman on September 17th, 2011 at 4:40 pm

   Hi, guys?

7. Rick Neece on September 17th, 2011 at 4:47 pm

   Dave, while not quite as much a feat as described here, I once had a friend who had a Doberman he’d taught to “sit-stay” while he laid a dog-biscuit across her nose. I witnessed it once. She would sit and stay until he said “Okay!” She’d toss it in the air then catch it, eat it.

   He said, once he’d set the biscuit on her nose, got a phone call and left the room. He forgot she was sitting there until he came back into the room, saw her sitting there almost quivering, half-an-hour later. He said, “Oh, girl, I forgot.

   “Okay!”

8. sarah on September 17th, 2011 at 10:10 pm

   i only know of sounding because of dan savage. i’d like to unknow it.

9. Sheila Ryan on September 18th, 2011 at 8:29 am

   People. I go away for a couple of days and what do I find on my return? Eels! Eels up inside ya, findin’ an entrance where they can.

   As always, lovely to see ya, MGS.

10. Deron Bauman on September 18th, 2011 at 10:36 am

    It’s all eels up in here.

11. Joel Bernstein on September 18th, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    ‘Penissy’ is my Morrissey cover band.

12. Erica on September 18th, 2011 at 10:08 pm

    Does your cover band sing Penis Penis Penis let me get what I want or just Morrissey songs?

13. Sheila Ryan on September 19th, 2011 at 9:54 am

    Eels is my EELS cover band.

14. Casey Cichowicz on September 19th, 2011 at 10:53 am

    Eels! Up inside yer, findin’ an entrance where they can…

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