September 1, 2011
headline of the day, II
Brooklyn’s Famed Vagina Tree Felled by Irene
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comments:
- Joel Bernstein: I know right?
- Rick Neece: Being nice is a dainty way to put it.
- Rick Neece: Hey Cristopher? Who cried “uncle” first, at the end of your ten-year stand-off? To quote my...
- Michael Smith: Ours is the kitchen.
- Amy Mabli: That’s what happens when you give the dogs the bed.
- Deron Bauman: Sweet Jesus.
- Michael Smith: Don’t we all.
- Pam: I have a story coming out soon in a ‘little mag’, Chicago Quarterly Review. An old friend recently...
- Pam: And I thought, somedays, that my work was meaningless…
- Pam: I remember Eggleston at the Art Institute in Chicago a couple years ago. He was elegantly dressed in a dark suit...
- Christopher Walken: Hey Clusterflockers, Realize y’all are hurting. I’ve been a really close friend of my...
- Marco: This works pretty well in mobile, more so in iOS
- Michael Smith: It was not the intent of management to imply all sissies are “namby pamby”. Management was...
- Rick Neece: I take umbrage with the term “namby pamby.” Some sissies are fierce.
- Carole Corlew: Shelia. Happy no big deal day. I would start your very own post but this phone is in semi rebellion.
I read that as Fried Vagina.
Almost time for the State Fair.
Vagina on a stick.
uh-huh
Ah jeez. The Longhorn cooler.
If I could give any advice to fellow UT alums living in Brooklyn it is this. No matter how much you loved being in Austin, no matter how proud you are that you are one of Austin’s “weird.” You are no longer on campus. Even on Saturdays.
After staring, hypnotized, at the vagina, I, too, noticed the cooler.