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Fox News on video games.
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I wish I could find the proper way to make these people sorry for having followed me on Twitter
We have had a lot of offers for the money for the film but we do not want to give up creative control. We want God to be in charge of that!
tweet of the day
You abandoned that baby
Elin Thomas, Lichen and Mold
Elin Thomas crochets some incredible reproductions of lichen and mold. Here is her Etsy shop.
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from the spam
2. Miller Light can sit in the garage safely until the next storm.
from the comments
Make the asteroid look like genitalia and rent out telescopes.
boxercising earthquake
A friend called a few weeks ago to tell me about a skyscraper that had to be evacuated after an earthquake in Seoul. For ten minutes the building made wide metronomic swings. Thing was, there had been no earthquake registered in the area. It was a mysteriously super local event. After a two-week investigation, the epicenter had been narrowed down to the building’s twelfth floor gym where the side kicking, upper-cutting, and fist-jabbing of seventeen middle-aged Korean women boxercising to Snap’s 1990s hit “I’ve got the Power” seemed somehow to have hit the building’s resonant frequency, sending the whole structure into convulsions.
(thanks, David)
I Thought All Was Lost…
Danny and I were watching a movie this afternoon. I jumped over the back of the couch to retrieve my pillow, turned around and toppled my cocktail over the laptop. The glass broke on the floor, ice cubes laying over my keyboard sitting next to the arm of the couch. Danny rushed the laptop up to the hair-dryer as I mopped up the floor. A few hours ago, after, the laptop would not start up. I was trying to use his netbook and feeling really unhappy about it, it not having all my stuff on it. At worst, I pictured the laptop at the spa the next few days. But just now I thought, “I’ll try it once more.” Here I am! I guess a few more hours drying time made the difference.
TG! TG, almighty!
panda panda panda
I don’t know why I am going on this kick but I am willing to roll with it if you are.
The Vulcan
A huge sculpture by Eduardo Paolozzi called the Vulcan carefully walking through the café in Edinburgh’s Gallery of Modern Art like a benign transformer.
from the spam
My friend and were discussing schemes to conquer the world and we found the planning stages to be quite burdensome. So much to take into consideration! Our ultimate goal is to obtain enough financing to build a weapon capable of deflecting an asteroid to put it on a collision course with the planet Earth. With this technology we could easily hold the entire planet hostage and enslave the entire human race. Any ideas how we could finance this? Thanks, everyone.
From 102 to 67…
In 36 hours. Out on the patio, I’m shivering.
Deerhoof — Siriustar
Why am I listening to The Runners Four tonight of all nights? Got me.
If I can answer your questions about our work, just ask
I got to make out with myself
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Finger Elliot. Used to be Fingers Elliot, until he crossed the Don.
things I texted Aaron I heard at Animefest and his responses
I [something] overhead, and shot them with frozen penguins.
I find that a protein-heavy snack around 10 am really chases away the grumpies.
Oh my God, The Undertaker, when I saw his eyes, I like jizzed everywhere.
Ever since I started eating those glutathione injections, my dick has been as hard as a cadillac axle.
Sir, your mouth is blinking.
She kept coughing and coughing. And after awhile a golfball-sized chunk of that Doritos Nacho Cheese seasoning flew out of her. Then she wouldn’t stop crying.
Where’s my rape whistle?
As the Spirit Moveth
A pentecostal minister has provoked the ire of her fellow believers after praying in tongues via her Facebook wall.
(The Dish)
He’ll know how to pose himself
Spam Name
Samsung Warranty.
The New Wilco Album available to stream
The website is kinda brilliant in its own right and the music on the first listen is more than exceedingly pleasing.
Wilco has since taken it down.
quote out of context
The relationship may be loveless. The partners may be tempted to seek sexual satisfaction outside the marriage. And the couple may need assistance to get pregnant. But Harel insists he just wants to help people have children, an important commandment of Jewish law.
“Who Else Wants To Be The Photographer That Can Create Pictures So Unique, Powerful, And Artistic That Get People To Look Twice, Gasp In Amazement, And Wonder…. “Just HOW Did They Take THAT Photo?”
Fellow Photographers, Have you ever seen an amazing photo but could never figure out how it was taken? How would you like to have the ability to create photos just like the one you saw? You know the type of photos I’m talking about: The ones that make you look twice, flip your mind upside down, and glue your eyes to the picture — either admiring its glory or wondering in bewilderment on how they created it.
(via @errolmorris)
hiss, grunt, gibber, bray
Below is a list of appropriate English verbs corresponding to the sounds made by various animals.
(via @fchimero)
