Vallejo Man Gets Stuck in Baby Swing Overnight
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I got stuck on a bouncy horse once, but that’s another story.
Isn’t it always.
I talked about bouncy horses here. Once.
If one of y’all were to come visit me up here in the Driftless Region, we could go grocery shopping at the Pig (formerly Dick’s Supermarket), and I would get on the pink mechanical pony you can ride for a penny, and you could take photos or video.
I’d pay for the ride myself.
Is that in the cornfield?
No, it’s right in the front of the Piggly Wiggly, which is right at the one end of a strip mall with the P. O. at the other end.
The Pig can be kind of weird at night, though.
Find a good church.
Amen.
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I got stuck on a bouncy horse once, but that’s another story.
Isn’t it always.
I talked about bouncy horses here. Once.
If one of y’all were to come visit me up here in the Driftless Region, we could go grocery shopping at the Pig (formerly Dick’s Supermarket), and I would get on the pink mechanical pony you can ride for a penny, and you could take photos or video.
I’d pay for the ride myself.
Is that in the cornfield?
No, it’s right in the front of the Piggly Wiggly, which is right at the one end of a strip mall with the P. O. at the other end.
The Pig can be kind of weird at night, though.
Find a good church.
Amen.