October 1, 2011
quotes out of context
The minimum marriage contract would be for two years and could be renewed if the couple stays happy.
I was a high-school wrestler, so every time he tried to get up, I’m putting the riding move on him.
Do skunks smell their own odor? Do they mind?
It is full of actual, non-metaphorical fire, and if you’re used to the safety rail culture of modern life, it dawns on you slowly that no one out here will stop you from stupidly killing yourself.
It’s almost like a moral decision, but not because no one will find out.
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Temporary marriage licenses. Whoa. That would be interesting.