Put that in your turducken.
posted by Deron Bauman in farts | * | 6 comments
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We actually had turducken this year.
Sans farts.
How was it?
I want beer-can turducken.
The tur was white meat, so it was a little dry, but the ducken was good.
Ideally, the duck would be the outer layer of the Turducken. And the Tur, the innermost. I suppose special breeds of each fowl could be developed specifically for this application… miniature turkeys, oversized chickens, and mammoth ducks.
Did you have/prepare any of Paul Prudhomme’s ridiculously delicious sweet potato eggplant gravy?
Well next year I’ll just get a goddamn duck.
And I haven’t tried Prudhomme’s gravy, but I do make his sweetpotato pecan pie every year.
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We actually had turducken this year.
Sans farts.
How was it?
I want beer-can turducken.
The tur was white meat, so it was a little dry, but the ducken was good.
Ideally, the duck would be the outer layer of the Turducken. And the Tur, the innermost. I suppose special breeds of each fowl could be developed specifically for this application… miniature turkeys, oversized chickens, and mammoth ducks.
Did you have/prepare any of Paul Prudhomme’s ridiculously delicious sweet potato eggplant gravy?
Well next year I’ll just get a goddamn duck.
And I haven’t tried Prudhomme’s gravy, but I do make his sweetpotato pecan pie every year.