November 5, 2011

Andy Rooney tweets from Stellar

Mike Monteiro:

“This waiting room is uncomfortable. And why does Heaven have old magazines? And why is there a chair reserved for Larry King? I’m hungry.”

Trelvix:

Tito Rooney will read from a prepared statement.

Tim Siedell:

Earlier this week, Andy Rooney had gone to the doctor complaining about shortness of breath and email and thumbtacks.

Nina Bargiel:

Andy Rooney may have died, but Yelp commenters will make sure his legacy lives on.

Matt:

(AP) Andy Rooney dead at 92 after a long battle with pretty much everything.

Matt:

Didja ever noti

Mike Morrow:

WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T RETIRE

MC Thumbtack:

Did you ever wonder if retirement could kill you?

MC Thumbtack:

When I write my twitter retrospective it will be called The Hypocrisy of Death Jokes and Outrage.

Mike Monteiro:

“…and these graves. Do they have to be so narrow? I like a little wiggle room. And why always SIX feet? Why not seven? Or six and a half?”

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comments

  1. Rick Neece on November 5th, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    Trelvix.

  2. Deron Bauman on November 5th, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    I wonder what Christopher Walken would say.

  3. Rick Neece on November 5th, 2011 at 4:53 pm

    Or what Christopher Kutcher would say?

  4. Sheila Ryan on November 5th, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    Trelvix is a card.

  5. Rick Neece on November 5th, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    True words, Sheila.

  6. Sheila Ryan on November 5th, 2011 at 5:48 pm

    A bird, as CeCe’s mama might say.

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