posted by Deron Bauman in adventure, clothes, metaphysics, twitter, unbearable pain | * | 12 comments
As far as the greenness of grass comparisons go, your lawn is a veritable Eden.
We’re practically twins.
Regret, fear, denial, hope: my lifelong companions.
Sheila, put on some pajamas.
Can we buy Deron some of the footed pajamas for christmas. The kind that has a zipper that runs up the inside of one leg and up to the collar bone?
It would probably be best if they had one of those “trap-doors” in the back.
Why would I need two pair?
Winter & Summer.
How about a leisure suit? Or a set of pajamas for everyday of the week?
That would require him to change too often.
I actually have a pair of footed pajamas that I bought two years ago for some event that I no longer recall. It would make me indescribably happy to personally ship these to Mr. Bauman.