November 9, 2011
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White House Declares No Extraterrestrial Encounters — Yet
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White House Declares No Extraterrestrial Encounters — Yet
posted by Garrett Miller in government, humans, my goddamn "conspiracies" category | * | 6 comments
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Also where is my goddamn “conspiracies” category, Deron? I smell a conspiracy.
You’re welcome.
Still seems fishy.
Try fish poop.
I’m gonna start using that for every post.
my goddamn “conspiracies” category is the new this is why we can’t have nice things.