The problem with fecal transplants
posted by Joel Bernstein in no shit | * | 18 comments
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Basically, the fecal transplant is really a bacteria transplant.
You’re on fire with the categories.
I considered adding fish poop, but thought it was better on its own.
It really shines.
Like a polished turd.
The best kind.
Joel, you just saved me from eating leftover bread pudding. I’m saving this article for anytime I want to stress eat. Works like a charm.
Colon hydrotherapists have done this kind of thing forever with cleansing, then implants with wheat grass, probiotics, etc. Mainstream medicine now is trying to rip it off and call it a “medical procedure.”
“Colon hydrotherapists”.
Yet another profession with better business cards than mine.
Colon navigators.
Colonquistadores
Colon Explorer?
Colon-stool saver. Colon chef. Colon cramps away. Colon behaviorist. Colon infector.
Colon Whisperer
Colon Thucker.
Colon Cowboy.
Sorry.
Colon Powell.
“Look. I’m just saying I need that break.”
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Basically, the fecal transplant is really a bacteria transplant.
You’re on fire with the categories.
I considered adding fish poop, but thought it was better on its own.
It really shines.
Like a polished turd.
The best kind.
Joel, you just saved me from eating leftover bread pudding. I’m saving this article for anytime I want to stress eat. Works like a charm.
Colon hydrotherapists have done this kind of thing forever with cleansing, then implants with wheat grass, probiotics, etc. Mainstream medicine now is trying to rip it off and call it a “medical procedure.”
“Colon hydrotherapists”.
Yet another profession with better business cards than mine.
Colon navigators.
Colonquistadores
Colon Explorer?
Colon-stool saver. Colon chef. Colon cramps away. Colon behaviorist. Colon infector.
Colon Whisperer
Colon Thucker.
Colon Cowboy.
Sorry.
Colon Powell.
“Look. I’m just saying I need that break.”