Did you pee on my shower curtain, fucker? I’ll eat you. You will be Thanksgiving. You will be Thanksgiving!
posted by Deron Bauman in love, pets | * | 18 comments
Deron, did someone micturate on your shower curtain?
Looks like a false alarm. We’re airing a shower curtain liner outside and Jasper was a bit suspicious about his investigation of it.
I still might eat him.
Is that still legal in Texas?
It’s easier to list what’s illegal.
Oh, wait. I think maybe I peed on y’all’s shower curtain.
Tied the room together.
Somebody needs to hear me say, “You will be Thanksgiving!”
If I close my ears, I can hear you now.
It’s the red that shines through your ears.
When I close my eyes, I can see it.
I can almost taste it. The red. Or maybe the pee.
Fixing to belt you, son.
Nobody will know what you’re talking about, but well done.
Where’s my rubber chicken?
I looked, but didn’t find much.
There’s a good moment in Tin Tin where the light shines through an animated ear and it looked crazy good.