quotes out of context

One downside of farming, a new study demonstrates, was a shortening of the human jaw that has left precious little room for our teeth and sends many of us to an orthodontist’s chair.

“You don’t own me. I pay your salary.”

Study shows that Fox News viewers are less informed on major stories than people who neither watch news shows nor read newspapers regularly.

And no, your precious cats will not be able to save you.

In a continuation of the concept of “six degrees of separation,” Facebook and the University of Milan announced tonight they had determined that the average number of people who separate any two individuals in the world is actually 4.74.

“Sex,” “condom,” and “nude” are all on the list. So are the words “Jesus Christ,” “deposit,” “drunk,” and, perhaps the most frequently ridiculed, “monkey crotch.”

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