December 15, 2011

An Introduction

My car is a Kia.

I drive to IKEA.

I had Chick-fil-A for lunch.

comments

  1. Deron Bauman on December 15th, 2011 at 11:12 am

    Thank you.

  2. Joel Bernstein on December 15th, 2011 at 11:48 am

    My cat’s name is Ike.

  3. Deron Bauman on December 15th, 2011 at 11:53 am

    My kitchen utensils are OXO.

  4. Dan on December 15th, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    I know this isn’t really the place to post this, and I’m not campaigning or anything but the only thing I know about Chick-Fil-A is that they hate the gays.

  5. Deron Bauman on December 15th, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    All my pets are Chia.

  6. Deron Bauman on December 15th, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    My buddy’s name is Kai.

  7. Erica Braverman on December 15th, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    My bourbon of choice is Maker’s Mark.

  8. Joel Bernstein on December 15th, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    My hiphop group of choice is Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

  9. Robert Ledgerwood on December 15th, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    The story of the lovely lady is about the Brady Bunch.

  10. Erica Braverman on December 15th, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Joel, somehow I picture you dancing around every morning to an alarm clock that plays “Good Vibration.”

  11. Deron Bauman on December 15th, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    Tic tac toe.

  12. from the comments | clusterflock on December 15th, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    [...] Dan: I know this isn’t really the place to post this, and I’m not campaigning or anything but the only thing I know about Chick-Fil-A is that they hate the gays. posted by Dave Vogt in etc. | * | comment  [...]

  13. Amanda Mae on December 15th, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    I kissed a girl and I liked it.

  14. Sheila Ryan on December 15th, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    Talkin’ ’bout: Hey now! Hey now!
    Iko, Iko, unday
    Jockamo feeno ai nané.
    Jockamo fee nané.

  15. Deron Bauman on December 15th, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    XOXOXO.

  16. Sheila Ryan on December 15th, 2011 at 9:35 pm

    So when you’re near me, darling, can’t you hear me?
    SOS
    The love you gave me — Nothing else can save me
    SOS
    When you’re gone,
    How can I even try to go on?
    When you’re gone,
    Though I try, how can I carry on?

  17. Sheila Ryan on December 15th, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    I stood up in Steve’s car, head and shoulders out the moon roof, and sang “SOS” as he was driving on Central Expressway in Dallas one night not all that many years ago.

  18. Joel Bernstein on December 15th, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    You’ve heard this cover, right?

  19. Sheila Ryan on December 15th, 2011 at 9:44 pm

    Almost as good as mine.

  20. Joel Bernstein on December 15th, 2011 at 9:44 pm

    No doubt.

  21. Ash machine on December 16th, 2011 at 12:23 am

    My car is a Volvo. I like Vulva. I work at Vulcan. I dress in Velvet.