December 4, 2011

quotes out of context

She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

We’re calling it the Meta-River.

Scientists with the group said the increase, a half-billion extra tons of carbon pumped into the air, was almost certainly the largest absolute jump in any year since the Industrial Revolution, and the largest percentage increase since 2003.

What use is it to know that we are deluded, if the knowledge does not dispel the delusions?

Awkward.

comments

  1. Joel Bernstein on December 4th, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    That was my impression of the Narnia series too.

  2. Dumbledorito on December 5th, 2011 at 7:43 am

    The tattoo story’s a hoax.

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