December 6, 2011

quotes out of context

Or, as Jon Stewart asked, “How the fuck is it that Martha Stewart went to jail?”

The couple began making love and, “They were at it for a good five minutes before anyone realized what was going on,” according to one lifeguard.

Two-year-old chimpanzee “Do Do” feeds milk to “Aorn”, a 60-day-old tiger cub.

There are many different types of slipper in the world today, each with varying styles, materials and purposes.

The brains of children raised in violent families resemble the brains of soldiers exposed to combat, psychologists say.

CARE BEAR.

comments

  1. Kelsey Parker on December 6th, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    I can’t imagine that anyone is surprised by the results of that neurological study, but I am glad to see it published with the finality it deserves. Violence is not the way to govern a household or a country.

  2. Sheila Ryan on December 6th, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    The Wikipedia Slipper article is genius. I took a look last night after reading Pete Ashton’s Tweet about it, and I began pulling quotations, then had to stop because they were all so brilliant.

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