December 16, 2011
quotes out of context
(Crickets and flies, for example, have tufts of them on their rumps to sense prowling enemies.)
The car is so exclusive, so luxurious, that the only way to increase its sticker price is to order interior surfaces finished in real gold or ruthenium, a rare metal in the platinum family that’s popular at the moment in the world of high-end wristwatches.
Embarrassingly, I had to ask the monsignor to stand aside, so I could get a proper view of the most notorious image, of the randy goat-god Pan leaping from the bushes with a monstrous erection.
Gone were the warm, velvety vaginas of yesteryear — the smooth, Brazilian-waxed vagina was the wave of the future.
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Warm velvety vulvas! Vulvas!
Seriously. A man that doesn’t appreciate some warm velvet is missing out. Besides, who wants to feel like a preteen?
The beauty and the glory and the wonder of my — HAIR!