December 22, 2011

quotes out of context

In fact, The Oxford English Dictionary tells us that “occupy” once meant “to have sexual intercourse with.”

As a simple rule of thumb, just imagine every time you’re telling a good vs. evil story, you’re basically lowering your IQ by ten points or more.

The gay and lesbian community of Minnesota has issued a letter of apology to recently resigned Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch for ruining the institution of marriage and causing her to stray from her husband and engage in an “inappropriate relationship.”

The most outstanding piece is a seemingly innocent sampler with a border design — but the dots and dashes are actually Morse code that spell out “God Save the King” and “Fuck Hitler”.

Now a new study finds that simply cooling the brain area just behind the forehead can help.

Update:

Barely Feral answers the question: what if there was a porn site designed by cats for cats?

comments

  1. Erica Braverman on December 22nd, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    My sister made up bedtime stories when I was little she called “Fortunately, but unfortunately.” Essentially they started like this: There was a princess living in a castle. Fortunately, she had a cat. Unfortunately, the cat smelled like rotten eggs. Fortunately, she loved the cat. And so on.

    I like to think the telling of the stories raised her IQ. I also hope she has learned new storytelling methods for my nephew.

  2. Joel Bernstein on December 22nd, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    “Fuck Wall Street”

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