January 9, 2012

headline of the day

North Korea claims Kim Jong Eun mastered driving at age 3

posted by in honk | * | 10 comments 

comments

  1. Sheila Ryan on January 9th, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Baby, you can drive my car.

  2. Sheila Ryan on January 9th, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Dude! It’s real. There’s, like, this huge karting scene in North Korea, and that little fucker was like Michael Schumacher and Ayrton Senna all in one. Except he was three. And Korean.

  3. Joel Bernstein on January 9th, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    I also mastered driving at age 3, but instead of a car it was my parents crazy.

  4. Deron Bauman on January 9th, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Rimshot.

  5. Sheila Ryan on January 9th, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    Rubber chicken.

    I really think we should stage a Borscht Belt Revue and feature Joel as one of our stars.

  6. Michael Smith on January 9th, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    I’m going to put Izzy on the path to dictatorship by teaching her to drive by July only I’m not starting with some dumb go kart.

  7. Deron Bauman on January 9th, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    Dear leader.

  8. Sheila Ryan on January 9th, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    Michael, I’m co-owner of a modified Nissan 350Z. Lowered. Supercharger (over 450 horses). Closest you can get to racing slicks short of racing slicks. Stuff like that.

    In July the ambient temperature is not ideal in terms of sheer power, but on the other hand, there’s no ice. Bring the Iz out, and we can give her the run of some of the back roads.

    She can wear her cool shades.

  9. Sheila Ryan on January 9th, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    Oh. Michael? The Iz can drive stick, can’t she?

  10. Michael Smith on January 9th, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    You can’t claim to have mastered driving if you can’t drive a manual transmission, can you?