North Korea claims Kim Jong Eun mastered driving at age 3
posted by Deron Bauman in honk | * | 10 comments
Baby, you can drive my car.
Dude! It’s real. There’s, like, this huge karting scene in North Korea, and that little fucker was like Michael Schumacher and Ayrton Senna all in one. Except he was three. And Korean.
I also mastered driving at age 3, but instead of a car it was my parents crazy.
I really think we should stage a Borscht Belt Revue and feature Joel as one of our stars.
I’m going to put Izzy on the path to dictatorship by teaching her to drive by July only I’m not starting with some dumb go kart.
Michael, I’m co-owner of a modified Nissan 350Z. Lowered. Supercharger (over 450 horses). Closest you can get to racing slicks short of racing slicks. Stuff like that.
In July the ambient temperature is not ideal in terms of sheer power, but on the other hand, there’s no ice. Bring the Iz out, and we can give her the run of some of the back roads.
She can wear her cool shades.
Oh. Michael? The Iz can drive stick, can’t she?
You can’t claim to have mastered driving if you can’t drive a manual transmission, can you?