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1. Deron Bauman on January 17th, 2012 at 12:35 pm

   At first I couldn’t tell if she offered or was offered.

2. Michael Smith on January 17th, 2012 at 12:52 pm

   Me too, Deron.

   Also, I totally meant to post this this morning but ended up buying an iPhone 4S. It’s amazing, even beyond my imagination!!

3. Deron Bauman on January 17th, 2012 at 12:53 pm

   Tom Cruise!

4. Michael Smith on January 17th, 2012 at 12:54 pm

   The article also leaves out the most important bit of information: How many McNuggets?

5. Deron Bauman on January 17th, 2012 at 1:00 pm

   Dipping sauce.

6. Joel Bernstein on January 17th, 2012 at 1:11 pm

   I think I may have been wrong about the Best Pickup Line Ever.

7. Michael Smith on January 17th, 2012 at 1:27 pm

   It’s the Egg McMuffin of pickup lines.

8. Deron Bauman on January 17th, 2012 at 1:43 pm

   Nice.

9. Joel Bernstein on January 17th, 2012 at 1:44 pm

   The man said he declined the offer.

10. Michael Smith on January 17th, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    I do find myself wondering if this gentleman just has difficulty with hyperbole.

11. Deron Bauman on January 17th, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    Man, I would __________ for some chicken nuggets!

12. Joel Bernstein on January 17th, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    She gummed my chicken nuggets, if you know what I mean.

13. Deron Bauman on January 17th, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    What do you mean?

14. Joel Bernstein on January 17th, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    I don’t really know.

15. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    Does Chicken McNuggets maybe mean something I don’t know about?

16. Michael Smith on January 17th, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    I’ll tell you for a few McNuggets.

17. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 3:29 pm

    Sex with McNuggets.

18. Deron Bauman on January 17th, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    California Raisins.

19. Joel Bernstein on January 17th, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    I don’t think it ever occurred to me as a kid how racist the California Raisins were.

20. Deron Bauman on January 17th, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Let alone my testicles.

21. Amanda Mae on January 19th, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    I don’t want to hear anything about extrusion, got it?

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