January 17, 2012

headline of the day, II

Paula Deen confirms that she has type 2 diabetes, unveils partnership with drug company

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  1. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    That works out nicely all round, doesn’t it?

  2. Deron Bauman on January 17th, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    She offered sex for my McNuggets.

  3. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    She offered McNuggets for your sex.

  4. Deron Bauman on January 17th, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    Sold.

  5. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    Bought and sold.

  6. Rick Neece on January 17th, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    McNuggets is the new crack.

  7. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    Aw, honey, I remember a summer living in Vegas, between the Strip and Paradise Lane, just over from Crack Town. McNuggets was nearby, I know, but if you had ambition, it was just a little ways further to the In-N-Out.

  8. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    I didn’t make that up.

  9. Rick Neece on January 17th, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    Girl, I know you did not make that up. Those were the days and now these are the days…I’d drive a little further for “In-n-Out” over McNuggets any day.

  10. Rick Neece on January 17th, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    “Crack Town.” Danny and I just finished watching the third season of “Breaking Bad.” I hope it isn’t done forever.

  11. Rick Neece on January 17th, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    It makes me kind of sad to watch it, but it took me.

  12. Michael Smith on January 17th, 2012 at 10:21 pm

    Just today I overheard someone say, “I could eat less salt or just take my medication everyday.” His friends all agreed, “might as well just eat good food and enjoy life”

    It should be noted that the group had just come out of a Chili’s.

  13. Sheila Ryan on January 18th, 2012 at 10:09 am

    Might as well. You only live once. Might as well, um, eat at . . . Chili’s.

  14. Sheila Ryan on January 18th, 2012 at 10:10 am

    Or, you know, trade sex for Chicken McNuggets.