Metta World Peace thanks Jesus Christ that he still has his teeth

January 27, 2012

So not only did he build the world in seven days and seven nights, but he also said, “OK, let them lose their teeth early, rather than late.”

posted by Luke Neff in biology, help me jesus, interviews, observations, sports | * | 2 comments

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Deron Bauman on January 27th, 2012 at 12:01 pm

That has nothing to do with your question, but that was definitely on my mind.
Deron Bauman on January 27th, 2012 at 12:03 pm

That makes me happier to be in the world.

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