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Well, fuck me!
Fuck yes.
Fuck’s sake.
A fucktonne, as some of our friends across the Atlantic put it.
Fuck all. I thought it was spelled fuckton. Will correct myself in the future.
Here in Organ we measure in fuckbuckets.
Well, there are, ummnh, metric fucktons and, ummnh, imperial fucktons, and ummnh, you know. Fuck.
Organic fuck measure.
Is it a FUCKIN’ sale or a fuckin’ SALE, I wonder?
Either way, 20% off is a nice discount.
I’m trying to decide if the two signs on the right have “I’m” scribbled over “Fuckin’”, or if it’s just part of the background.
Dynasty fucktons. That’s a measurement strictly for use in Texas. Or women who use Aqua Net hairspray.
Pedigreed fucktons. $165 on fuckin’ sale at the fuckin’ spa.
I kind of can’t get past the idea that this is real, and what bizarre combination of knowledge, misinformation, and/or mischief was its cause.
Fuck.
Fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ sale. Fuck.
Intercourse. Discount.
Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck!
A stranger in the ass.
Thank you.
Fuck, yeah, thank you.
Coitus.
Jeffrey.
Now you know how to sign “Twat Waffle”
Hurray!
Is this like Americans saying “bloody”?
I have a tattoo on the small of my back that says that in Japanese.
Aaron, you just think that’s what your tattoo says. Japanese people who view the small of your back know otherwise.
I’m just being fatuous. Jeffrey.
Logjammin’
Grandpa Fuckin’ Spaceshuttle
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Well, fuck me!
Fuck yes.
Fuck’s sake.
A fucktonne, as some of our friends across the Atlantic put it.
Fuck all. I thought it was spelled fuckton. Will correct myself in the future.
Here in Organ we measure in fuckbuckets.
Well, there are, ummnh, metric fucktons and, ummnh, imperial fucktons, and ummnh, you know. Fuck.
Organic fuck measure.
Is it a FUCKIN’ sale or a fuckin’ SALE, I wonder?
Either way, 20% off is a nice discount.
I’m trying to decide if the two signs on the right have “I’m” scribbled over “Fuckin’”, or if it’s just part of the background.
Dynasty fucktons. That’s a measurement strictly for use in Texas. Or women who use Aqua Net hairspray.
Pedigreed fucktons. $165 on fuckin’ sale at the fuckin’ spa.
I kind of can’t get past the idea that this is real, and what bizarre combination of knowledge, misinformation, and/or mischief was its cause.
Fuck.
Fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ fuckin’ sale. Fuck.
Intercourse. Discount.
Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck!
A stranger in the ass.
Thank you.
Fuck, yeah, thank you.
Coitus.
Jeffrey.
Now you know how to sign “Twat Waffle”
Hurray!
Is this like Americans saying “bloody”?
I have a tattoo on the small of my back that says that in Japanese.
Aaron, you just think that’s what your tattoo says. Japanese people who view the small of your back know otherwise.
I’m just being fatuous. Jeffrey.
Logjammin’
Grandpa Fuckin’ Spaceshuttle