January 19, 2012

quotes out of context

DIRECTIONS: Put ham in water.

Hanging the machine guns on the wall was a bad idea, but the burglary wouldn’t have happened if we’d just covered up the little decorative window over the front door.

You all literally helped save my life. (And the lives of many others.)

Scientists are attempting to replace part of this and other rats’ brains with digital equipment, effectively turning them into cyborgs.

It will say, ‘If you don’t leave your job by this date, we will come and kill you or put a bomb in your house’.

comments

  1. Michael Smith on January 19th, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Holy crap, my brain does not compute this, “my blood will now have my donor’s DNA, not my own.”

  2. Michael Smith on January 19th, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    I’d also like to say, I can’t even think about that first link with out the people who sit around me at work thinking I’m having some sort of fit as I try to hold back obviously not work related laughter.

  3. Deron Bauman on January 19th, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    Megan Amram is the best thing that’s happened to me in a long time.

  4. Deron Bauman on January 19th, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    Another pizza to use as pepperonis on the pizza

  5. Deron Bauman on January 19th, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    Fondue

  6. Sheila Ryan on January 19th, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    Then eat your pants!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Deron Bauman on January 19th, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    1 sewing machine

  8. Sheila Ryan on January 19th, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    I want to send Megan Amram 12 boxes of Hamburger Helper® Flavors.

  9. Deron Bauman on January 19th, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    I bet she placed the ad.

  10. Michael Smith on January 20th, 2012 at 9:27 am

    Deron, that pizza as pepperonis thing is exactly the point where I lost it.

  11. Deron Bauman on January 20th, 2012 at 9:34 am

    Me too, Michael. I did the therapeutic laugh thing.