quotes out of context

DIRECTIONS: Put ham in water.

Hanging the machine guns on the wall was a bad idea, but the burglary wouldn’t have happened if we’d just covered up the little decorative window over the front door.

You all literally helped save my life. (And the lives of many others.)

Scientists are attempting to replace part of this and other rats’ brains with digital equipment, effectively turning them into cyborgs.

It will say, ‘If you don’t leave your job by this date, we will come and kill you or put a bomb in your house’.

11 thoughts on “quotes out of context

  1. Michael Smith

    I’d also like to say, I can’t even think about that first link with out the people who sit around me at work thinking I’m having some sort of fit as I try to hold back obviously not work related laughter.

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