posted by Deron Bauman in Meet the Flockers | * | 19 comments
Watch out for that one.
Right you are, mate.
Next month i will do some trip to the country side.
good news to share with you guys…:)
“LOL” as parasite to punctuation.
MGS says that if you order four phones, you get a free “Top Gun” Mission Impossible T-shirt.
SPAM VEGETABLE STRUDEL.
(Via Steve. My friends just slay me.)
I think eating that might slay you.
Butter-flavor vegetable-cooking spray.
Cut in thin strips.
I think Paula Deen has Dianetics
Adult-onset — or was she born that way and did she have a relapse?
It was my stalker, Siri, who bugs me endlessly but does not understand my accent. I knew there would be punishment when I yelled leave me alone I hate you stupid yankee phone.
Stupid Yankee phone. That did it, Cece.
My troubles began when I switched hy home page from Google to DuckDuckGo. Somebody Somewhere put me down as a troublemaker.
See also: Conspiracy theory.
Sample email message from friend:
You laugh now, but tomorrow you might say, “Maybe I SHOULD merge my actual with my bogus persona and become a hawker . . . . After all, look at how successful the “Progressive Insurance” lady is on TV and radio? Perky, too . . . .”
These things sprout mischief, don’t be fooled by them. I have a wireless mouse, for instance, that refused to work for weeks. I just knocked it off the desk, not on purpose. But it works now.
You’ve got to take mischief firmly in hand.