January 17, 2012

spam name

Sheila Ryan.

comments

  1. Casey Cichowicz on January 17th, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Watch out for that one.

  2. Deron Bauman on January 17th, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Tom Cruise!

  3. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Right you are, mate.

  4. Joel Bernstein on January 17th, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    Next month i will do some trip to the country side.

  5. Michael Smith on January 17th, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    good news to share with you guys…:)

  6. Kelsey Parker on January 17th, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    “LOL” as parasite to punctuation.

  7. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    MGS says that if you order four phones, you get a free “Top Gun” Mission Impossible T-shirt.

  8. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    SPAM VEGETABLE STRUDEL.

    (Via Steve. My friends just slay me.)

  9. Joel Bernstein on January 17th, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    I think eating that might slay you.

  10. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Butter-flavor vegetable-cooking spray.

  11. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    Also: Dianetics.

  12. Deron Bauman on January 17th, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    Cut in thin strips.

  13. Joel Bernstein on January 17th, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    I think Paula Deen has Dianetics

  14. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    Adult-onset — or was she born that way and did she have a relapse?

  15. Carole Corlew on January 17th, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    It was my stalker, Siri, who bugs me endlessly but does not understand my accent. I knew there would be punishment when I yelled leave me alone I hate you stupid yankee phone.

  16. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    Stupid Yankee phone. That did it, Cece.

    My troubles began when I switched hy home page from Google to DuckDuckGo. Somebody Somewhere put me down as a troublemaker.

    See also: Conspiracy theory.

  17. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Sample email message from friend:

    You laugh now, but tomorrow you might say, “Maybe I SHOULD merge my actual with my bogus persona and become a hawker . . . . After all, look at how successful the “Progressive Insurance” lady is on TV and radio? Perky, too . . . .”

  18. Carole Corlew on January 17th, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    These things sprout mischief, don’t be fooled by them. I have a wireless mouse, for instance, that refused to work for weeks. I just knocked it off the desk, not on purpose. But it works now.

  19. Sheila Ryan on January 17th, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    You’ve got to take mischief firmly in hand.