dueling banjos

February 25, 2012

Thought of the day: It’s okay to stare at a dog’s dick.

— Mike Topp (@MikeTopp) February 26, 2012

I don’t want to have to manhandle your dog. It just needs to hold the fuck still so we don’t put something SHARP through something IMPORTANT

— ★ＯＫ★ (@horsedreamer) February 26, 2012

posted by Deron Bauman in animals, boners, tips and tricks, twitter, work | * | 5 comments

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MontanaJen on February 25th, 2012 at 7:48 pm

I can’t do the fancy straight-to link, but figured this one belonged in this particular banjo sing-along:

@robdelaney: Just made a dog look at my boner for a change.
Deron Bauman on February 25th, 2012 at 8:03 pm

If the timing was right, that would have made a good trifecta.
Robert Ledgerwood on February 25th, 2012 at 9:09 pm

When you’re on, you’re on.
Dave Vogt on February 26th, 2012 at 2:58 pm

Today at work (where we were open for 4 hours) there were 4 different patients with prepuce trouble.
Sheila Ryan on February 26th, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Dave: just male — or male and female?

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